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when your next victim finally comes into the stall


This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it


(via greetings)


i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via slomps)



Why are boobs so soft. What are they made of. Is it the dreams of a thousand small rabbits

nope, just fat, that gross unhealthy shit that everyone hates so much. it literally ALL feels like that so

(via theheftyhideaway)

What kind of morning is it? I'll tell you: Me: *the only 5'1" pale bitch on a crowded train in Flatbush*
Some rude bitch: *sits with her elbow resting through the railing like she ain't been raised*
Me: *accidentally brushes against her elbow as I'm letting people onto the train*
Rude bitch: *snatches elbow away from me and scoffs* "look bitch..." *rolls eyes*
Crowd: *oooo's*
Me: *still facing away* *v seriously and slowly* "it's too goddamn early..."
Her: "what did you say?"
Me: "I said fuck you."
Crowd: *gasps*
Me: "but since you own this entire fucking train why don't you tell it to hurry the fuck up so I'm not late for work?"